reasons why you should date me
i’ll make you a sandwich
i have amazing taste in music
i’m too ugly to cheat
i have no friends so i can spend lots of time with you
i have netflix
Fuck everything. Nobody ever stays.
I CANT BELIEVE THIS IS ACTUALLY GOING TO BE A THING IM SO EXCITED IM SCREAMING
Everybody got abs except for Mr. Krabs. Poor old Mr. Krabs.
how do woman not orgasm when inserting tampons.
like isn’t just like having sex idgi?
This sounds like a Mitt Romney diary entry.
could you please hold this for a second *hands you my problems and runs away*